Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Oh The Evility!

This is it! 6-6-06, the alleged evilest of evil days, upon us for once each millenium. And each time I think of evil, I picture Tim Curry.

There are fewer beings as sinister as Mr. Curry. If he wasn't such a talented and resourceful actor, I think many more would be convinced that he is, indeed, the veritable Damian of our time. Or maybe it is his brilliant talent that will help us uncover his true self. This is one of the keys to the Curry Code, if you will. As more evidence is collected to support my claims, I will present it on this public, honest forum.

Moving along, June 6, 2006, supposedly marking 666, might not be the evilest of days. Recent research now claims that number is in fact 616. If that was the case, then five days ago Satan himself (or Tim Curry) would have been here to rain fire upon our mortal souls, damning us to his eternral kingdom of darkness and sin. And as we all now none of that actually happened. So there's nothing to worry about.

Or is there?!